Talking to MoonageDaydream, 5 easy steps.

[MoonageDaydream]

Since there has been some misunderstanding in the past, I've decided to get official on all yo' asses and post some general rules of thumbs about speaking to me on these forums.

TALKING TO MOONAGEDAYDREAM IN 5 EASY STEPS

1) Don't be offended! - Sometimes I might say something that would normally be misconstrued as angry or demeaning. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO IT. I have a problem with sarcasm, and I would never intentionally hurt your feelings. If I am ever mad at you, I promise, you will know.

2) Be friendly! - I'm really a nice person at heart, and I hope you can see that past my rough, manly exterior. Don't stop at the smoking bunny. Look behind the avatar.

3) Don't be afraid to say anything! - Don't think that just because I may act a certain way or groove the way I groove that means I'm antisocial in any way. Just because I'm an internet celebrity doesn't mean I'm not a person. I love to chat! I promise not to hurt your feelings on purpose, and if I do, just tell me, and I'll stop. And I'm not self-centered, I just love everything about me.

4) Relax! - If you haven't noticed, I don't really do shit around here on these boards. I just chill out and act like an asshole. Don't worry about this, doctors are on their way as we speak to fix this mystery of a problem.

5) Have fun! - Seriously, if you don't have fun I'm gonna kick you off the fucking boards. I mean, shit.

Thanks for listening, and may your board time be blessed with the blessings of a thousand gods.

[anth]

I agree with everything you said! Lol. It's all cool, relax. No one despises you, there are more important things to worry about. Enjoy.

Actually, I particularly agree with point 4. Lol... kidding, just kidding. *runs for cover*

[Omnipotent]

You can only talk to Omnipotent if you are insane and possess the capability to hurl a live chicken through the window of a sleeping paraplegic mute bitch who can't hear what the fuck just happened but knows her window is broken...think about it.

[gretchen]

ah, moon...

how we appreciate your presence here

[greedy]

omnipotent said:

You can only talk to Omnipotent if you are insane and possess the capability to hurl a live chicken through the window of a sleeping paraplegic mute bitch who can't hear what the fuck just happened but knows her window is broken...think about it.

i'm in tears straight up tears i needed that thanks omni

and moonage i looked behing the avatar i seen a little white box with a red X and i'm a little confussed

[MoonageDaydream]

Allllright. Whooo did it? Who gave me -12 Karma?

It's time to 'fess up, children, and seeing as this thread is dedicated to me, I can find no better place to set my inquiry into motion.

[thepretender]

It sure as heck wasn't me. I will do my best to bring you back up to where you oughtta be...
+ 564 ...a karma for each post!
;-)
I just spent my exalt on Anth cuz i saw he was down two...I don't like the negatives...


bracing myself for an onslaught of smiting.
oh well...it's what's inside that counts...right?

[Omnipotent]

moonagedaydream said:

Allllright. Whooo did it? Who gave me -12 Karma?

It's time to 'fess up, children, and seeing as this thread is dedicated to me, I can find no better place to set my inquiry into motion.

Moon is the Donnie Darko fansite foster kid, you get no love haha

[Dan]

Hello Mr. Moon.
First of all Sir, allow me to say that apologize means "to explain ones actions as to relieve the cognitive dissonance those actions have caused." Further more for one only to say "I'm sorry" is nothing more than confessing (usually under some type of duress) an emotional state leaving the offended even more vulnerable to yet another attack.
That being said, sir, I both love and accept your apology! You, good Sir, are forgiven, and further more, your future actions and/or comments will be tolerated with the utmost respect and righteous consideration.

Thank you ,
......Dan.....

[MoonageDaydream]

Dan said:

Hello Mr. Moon.
First of all Sir, allow me to say that apologize means "to explain ones actions as to relieve the cognitive dissonance those actions have caused." Further more for one only to say "I'm sorry" is nothing more than confessing (usually under some type of duress) an emotional state leaving the offended even more vulnerable to yet another attack.
That being said, sir, I both love and accept your apology! You, good Sir, are forgiven, and further more, your future actions and/or comments will be tolerated with the utmost respect and righteous consideration.

Thank you ,
......Dan.....

Wait, what?

[sinistrebunny69]

Uh, Dan... that was quite... amusing to me. Don't worry Daydream. It's meant to confuse you (at least that's what I'm guessing).