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Post by MoonageDaydream on Jul 6, 2005 11:40:26 GMT -5
I am Richard Kelly and here's the proof: A picture of me waiting for Gretchen outside of Red Lobster holding a rather large shrimp. And I know someone named Sahun Kelly, but no, we are not related.
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Post by ProvidencePortal on Jul 6, 2005 12:49:15 GMT -5
Simply one of the funniest things I've seen in days ... thanks for the laugh, Moon.
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Post by Bigboy on Jul 6, 2005 14:25:38 GMT -5
He he - great stuff!
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Post by gretchen on Jul 10, 2005 12:30:11 GMT -5
lol man where was i that day....
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Post by MoonageDaydream on Jul 10, 2005 13:00:01 GMT -5
Well, obviously not there. If it wasn't for the swarm of angry Paparazzi taking my picture and the behemoth shrimp at my side, I'd have been completely lonely.
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Post by greedy on Sept 16, 2005 11:04:52 GMT -5
hey i know that shrimp, crustation owes me 12 bucks
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Post by Omnipotent on Sept 17, 2005 11:12:23 GMT -5
I am Richard Kelly and here's the proof: A picture of me waiting for Gretchen outside of Red Lobster holding a rather large shrimp. And I know someone named Sahun Kelly, but no, we are not related. Hahaha I can't believe I doubted you
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Post by greedy on Sept 17, 2005 11:47:04 GMT -5
i can't belive we never knew bravo richard bravo
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Post by jimmyconotix on Oct 21, 2005 15:41:05 GMT -5
Let's pose a what-if. What if I was actually Richard Kelly posing as a sixteen year old guy just to freak you out? What would you say to me? How would you react? Would you consider dating me? to the first and second question id "say": and to the third id say: no, im straight. o and i see u... umm r Richard Kelly... hmm... im stunned... stunned like i just got hit with a cattle prong stunned. lemme guess Jakes on here too? is Maggie, Noah, and Drew here too? u should invite Pat Morita on here... no... wait... nvm not Mr. Miyagi! nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!
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Post by MoonageDaydream on Oct 22, 2005 0:50:10 GMT -5
to the first and second question id "say": and to the third id say: no, im straight. o and i see u... umm r Richard Kelly... hmm... im stunned... stunned like i just got hit with a cattle prong stunned. lemme guess Jakes on here too? is Maggie, Noah, and Drew here too? u should invite Pat Morita on here... no... wait... nvm not Mr. Miyagi! nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! WHAAAA!?!?
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Post by Omnipotent on Oct 22, 2005 5:53:18 GMT -5
Let's pose a what-if. What if I was actually Richard Kelly posing as a sixteen year old guy just to freak you out? What would you say to me? How would you react? Would you consider dating me? to the first and second question id "say": and to the third id say: no, im straight. o and i see u... umm r Richard Kelly... hmm... im stunned... stunned like i just got hit with a cattle prong stunned. lemme guess Jakes on here too? is Maggie, Noah, and Drew here too? u should invite Pat Morita on here... no... wait... nvm not Mr. Miyagi! nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! Pass that shit now
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Post by greedy on Oct 29, 2005 16:42:54 GMT -5
puff puff give it to me baby uh huh uh huh give it to me baby uh huh uh huh and all the girlies say i'm pretty fly for a white guy
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Post by anth on Dec 6, 2005 12:30:46 GMT -5
I don't think I've come across a more unchallenged and unintellectual conversation in all my life! No, seriously, it's an art. It's fantastic. I didn't think RK could be so hillarious.
As for Gretchen... I advise that you drop the old and try something new. The mystery alone would keep us burning together forever; two people, one pyre. We wouldn't be spending time with shrimp!
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Post by MoonageDaydream on Dec 6, 2005 21:18:19 GMT -5
Whaaaat, man?
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Post by anth on Dec 6, 2005 23:12:44 GMT -5
Lol. I'm sorry, I can't tell whether that's your dry humor or if your sincerely perplexed by my post. Lmao.
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